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Post by DocWifi on Apr 1, 2009 20:19:25 GMT
Now listen M.A.C (boom boom ting) pie isn't the way to bring peace (unless there enough peaces for everyone). Besides I more of a fruitcake person myself
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Post by Nintendo Master on Apr 2, 2009 16:02:33 GMT
Hmmm.... pie and fruitcake.... which is better? There is only one way to find out! FIGHT!
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Post by Zenks Renway on Apr 2, 2009 17:40:11 GMT
*insert Mortal Kombat theme tune here
"Sub-Zero! SCORPION!"
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Post by Flyingcow on Apr 4, 2009 2:49:31 GMT
UH OH!
HERE COMES THE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Nintendo Master on Apr 4, 2009 8:57:30 GMT
You think that this is a fight? Look at this one!
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Post by Flyingcow on Apr 4, 2009 13:46:47 GMT
I have seen that video. It was funny. I like the part where Chuck Noris kicks Indiana Jones in the balls.
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Post by Nintendo Master on Apr 4, 2009 14:05:07 GMT
lol, we should make our own version of it.
Old flyingcow has flying around, new york city like a big farm, when suddenly dowfi burst from the shade and hit flyincow with a razor blade. 'Cow got pissed and began to attack, but didnt expect to be blocked by blob mario who proceeded to throw elmos head, when gaymario came out of the blue. And he started beating up blob mario... you carry on.
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Post by Flyingcow on Apr 4, 2009 16:25:03 GMT
but they both got killed by the flying fruitcake before they could make it back to lewtendo. but Elmo came back from his cave, and he pulled out a glock from his c*o*c*k and blew the fruitcake away with a rata-tat-tat but he ran out of bullets and ran away because Zenx the Wolf had saved the day.
*this is the ultimate showdown, of lewtendo.com* *Elmos, BLob Marios, and fruitcakes, as far as the eye can see* *Only one will survive I wonder who it could be (cough) flyingcow (cough)* *this is the ultimate showdown, of lewtendo.com*
YOUR TURN!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Nintendo Master on Apr 4, 2009 17:57:44 GMT
Blob mario took a bite of flyingcow like gaymario took a bite out of his burrito, but then the fruitcake came back covered in blood but zenx the wolf jumped out and fell with a crack, and the fruitcake was ruined and trying to get cleaned when elmo came back with a bazzoka that gleamed, but suddenly something bashed his legg and he tripped, its was the glock with elmos c*o*c*k. Then he saw flyingcow flying up from behind, and he reached for his c*o*c*k which he just couldnt find, because the fruitcake stole it and he pissed and he missed, and zenx the wolf detected it with his fist. And he jumped in the air and did a backflip, while elmo jumped and threw a brick, and the brick colided with zenx in the air, and they both got hit by a drunk brit.
This is the ultimate showdown, of Lewtendo.com Elmos, blob marios and fruitcakes, as far as the eye can see. Only one will survive, I wonder who it could be (cough) NM (cough) This is the ultimate showdown, of Lewtendo.com
Angels sang out, in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Nintendo Master.
You carry on.
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Post by Nintendo Master on Apr 4, 2009 18:00:41 GMT
Oh, and I wanted to add that we will leave the bit where we say who won the battle for Dowfi.
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Post by Flyingcow on Apr 4, 2009 18:21:10 GMT
who swung his Wiimote that could shatter T.V's into the face of the moderator luke who fell over on the ground writhing in pain as blob mario, disinigrated in shame, but Nintendo Master saw through his shame and ate blob mario through his belly button.
Then,
Gaymario Zenx the Wolf Flyingcow Dowifi Luke ADA Casey Novak ade amberstreak applelover aran15 baseballcollector beansterdobo beefcake287 bigbowser bob Bowser brownnoser95 captaincalcium chubnubs daunter dave davsco davsco03 Defiance directadvertiser
all came out of nowhere lighting fast and kicked Nintendo Master and his gaming ass it was the bloodiest battle that lewtendo ever saw. while guest looked on in total awe.
The fight went for a century many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood-- the rest saw the better Dowifi killing the Nintendo Master
this is the ultimate showdown, of lewtendo.com Elmos, BLob Marios, and fruitcakes, as far as the eye can see Only one will survive I wonder who it could be (cough) flyingcow (cough) this is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown) this is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown) this is the ultimate showdown of lewtendo.com!
(suicide)
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Post by Nintendo Master on Apr 4, 2009 18:31:35 GMT
LOL good one. I'll give you gaming ass!
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Post by Flyingcow on Apr 4, 2009 18:32:53 GMT
You should put this on the Home Page or something. Do something cool with it.
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Post by Nintendo Master on Apr 4, 2009 18:38:20 GMT
Yeah, I will try and think of something.
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Post by Flyingcow on Apr 4, 2009 18:52:18 GMT
You and Dowifi are smart.
Make this into an acutal song.
THE LEWTENDO.COM THEME SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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